Monday, January 23, 2012

Men are Honest (Funny story.. :D :D..)

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.The woodcutter replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.."Yes," cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE, You would have come up with AISHWARYA RAI. Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife . Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE ."

MORAL OF THE STORY: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others..! :D

Friday, January 20, 2012

Ant and the Grasshopper : Indian version

I have no idea whose creative mind this has came out from, but this piece is awesome! :D:D

Original Story:

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs dances plays the summer away. Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.

Indian Version:

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant's a fool and laughs dances plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.

NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.

The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant's house.

Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding that Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter .

Mayawati states this as 'injustice' done on Minorities.

Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticize the Indian Government for not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.

The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the Grasshopper (many promising Heaven & Everlasting Peace for prompt support as against the wrath of God for non-compliance) .

Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call for 'Bengal Bandh' in West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry.

CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and Grasshoppers.

Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway Trains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'.

Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the 'Prevention of Terrorism Against Grasshoppers Act'[POTAGA] , with effect from the beginning of the winter..

Arjun Singh makes 'Special Reservation' for Grasshoppers in Educational Institutions in Government Services.

The Ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, it's home is confiscated by the Government and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV, BBC, CNN.

Arundhati Roy calls it 'A Triumph of Justice'.

Lalu calls it 'Socialistic Justice'.

CPM calls it the 'Revolutionary Resurgence of the Downtrodden'

Koffi Annan invites the Grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly.

Many years later...

The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollar company in Silicon Valley ,

100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere in India ,


As a result of losing lot of hard working Ants and feeding the grasshoppers, India is still a developing country...!! :)

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Suspense Thriller..

A father puts his three year old daughter to bed,told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying
"God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-by grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"
The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day grandpa died.

The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this:
"God bless Mommy, God Bless daddy and good-bye grandma."
The next day the grandmother died.

Oh my god, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other
Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her
say, "God bless Mommy and good-bye daddy."

He practically went into shock.He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his
office.He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the
clock.He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay.He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there,looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.
Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?"
He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of
my life."

She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what
happened HERE.

He asked "What"??????



















She said "This morning our neighbor James suddenly died." ;) ;)

Sunday, November 20, 2011

CSR: A Social Mission Creating Societal –Value Creation!

It is a fact that CSR activities are accelerating at a rapid pace and about 90% of all major corporate firms are involved in these activities. Another surprising but welcoming sight is that the private sector is making its presence felt in CSR activities than the public sector. They work on issues relating to health care, education, women’s empowerment, slum improvement, etc. Most of the companies have a formal policy to hold out CSR activities as internal projects, and a proportion is accorded to the NGOs as direct financial assistance.

I have been volunteering for promoting social causes since my college times. And when I landed in Accenture, I could use the opportunity to leverage my knowledge and experience here in various CSR initiatives. It gives me immense satisfaction to help others and support them in shaping their lives in better way.

My very first experience started with plant sapling at Dr. Reddy's foundation club followed by Devnar-a school for blind but phenomenal children- experience to Ashray-Akruti- organization working for hearing impaired and unprivileged children. The journey so far has been full of learning and different experience.aping their lives in better way.
There are so many ways to return to mankind. In addition to monetary help, there are other ways to do charity and support less privileged. Love Your Neighbour-Chapter- Hyderabad India- a program I have started in guidance with Katie Spears from Martin country.
The motive is to provide a platform to connect and show our love for our neighbours.
Every month we will plan to help families who are experiencing hardship by preparing and delivering dinner meals or collecting items and/or gift cards for donation.
You too can help families with basic co

LYN is a non-profit start-up in Hyderabad, which allows you the ways to join this movement of bringing real change in lives of many.mmodities, kids with books, old ones with care and much more.

..You can help as many families as you want on a continuous basis thereby ensur
ing that their specific needs are met and they improve overall on a consistent basis. We always think of giving back to the society, to do something for “Social Service”, but we are never able to channelize our efforts and time in an organized and sustained basis. So energize yourself and use today’s day and age technology, which allows you to work through LYN online from your home or workplace. You can regularly update the details of the needy families around you, and we will support you online through the NGO network to enable you to ensure that their needs are met through relevant NGOs with expertise in the field. If you are keen, you can also support through your efforts in the field when you can spare the time individually or through your friends and associates.

Saturday, November 10, 2007

The SuCCeSS Mantra..

Success comes to those who work 4 it. But PaSSion makes d world go around.
Passion-Passion, for wht u r doin in important. It is d secret of success. More thn academics degree or study courses, I believe this helps. You've to be passionate abt wht u r doing, frm tht comes the
dedication, focus, hard work and concern for quality tht make u successful. Thts goes even for enterprises, private jobs, etc.

Might be wondering, y such a thoughtful post instead of lively ones as b4..
Jst becoz, my exams on d way :p

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

BaCk To SchooooOOOOOooooolllLLL .... Yeah..!!! (Confession Time)

This post is basically for my Mom n my friend's mom too.. Mom we both r very sorry for our mischievous acts ..(done during school times ).Hope u 4give us. Actually Mom ..I'm really sorry.. n this is d best way to apologize but see my frd.. no regrests.. lol :D :D... Stop it Taz.. I'm serious while writtin al these down.
Wel dis notion of apology came in mind.. while I was surfing thru various music channel n I came across a video clip of "PTKK" .. tht reminded me of my notoriousness .
(Well don't panic so much.. u'l get to know al abt PTKK.. need to go thru my confession letter.. :D :D.. Oops wrong gesture.. man I'm really sorry ..frm bottom of my heart. )

So Mom d story begins.
It was year 2001 .. wen I was in 9th std. ( not tht small even.. ;) ) Yeah quiet small to do al these craps..
U n pa were out of Indore n my dear big B .. struggling hard to score (aftral Engg. got very tough since my brother got into it.)
Now scene was such .. I poor baby (Home Alone :P) .. gets a call frm her very beloved n precious frd TAZ (Actually in skul time, ga'l finds her frd to be sum1 no less thn an ANGEL.. so was I.)
She asked me to cum 4 a movie .(hey 2001 is not sum BC period.. tht time Regal n Sapna Sangeeta(Inox now ..its new version)..were Indorian's favourite freaking junctions. )
I told her my situation..n regreted for not joinin her on d mission to excitement. (Though I myself wanted to go n watch d movie.. basic reason was.. its controversies.. for certifying it as 'U/A' .. now I got to understand these tracts to make ur business grow
Poor Taz failed to make me agree 4 d movie.. She dropped down d phone. I was very angry wid ownself 4 hurtin my Angel.. I was wonderin.. sumhow I cud make up her mood.
Know wht.. my frd was my copy.. she didnot loose faith.. called me bac stating tht few more classmates (read as Saheliya) r interested too.. to join us in dis expedition..
Bravooooooo.... :-). But thn.. I being a perfect daughter..(com'on every1 tries to be .. dont laugh..).. felt uneasy to leave d house widout permission..(wel.. no doubt.. I was sure not to get their permission 4 d movie even ..tht too PTKK.. neverrrrr... :-(... n also I was left at home 4 security reasons too.. hey hey.. home security.. pity me.. (wen a 9th std ga'l is too small to step out of house widout notifying.. how she can be left alone to take care of d house.. wht if any robber comes n robs d house.. thn wht..????)
Taz kept trying tht sumhow, I say 'yes'.. (Now who'l tell her tht me too diein to watch d movie :p..n not only her.). She even convinced me tht we'll be bac b4 my parents drop bac into home.(Ya 4got to tell u.. my mom n pa went out 4 a religious ceremony early morning n were to be bac by evenin 7pm) so had lot much time.. n 12 noon show was d best ever time we cud spend ..watchin PTKK.. wow man. .I was flyin in air wid comely thoughts (felt 4 d 1st time. .tht yeah me growin..).She even told me tht she gonna lie to her mom too(her parents were here only.. but see how brave is my Angel... Luv u babes 4 tht :-*..) ..
Like a gud frd. .I finally said yes.. (aftral who wont be happy). It was 10am in d wall clock.. had 1 n1/2 hrs to dress like princess..(as if I was abt to leave 4 my own movie )
Thank god to technology.. tht time thr was no fashion of catching elements called "MOBILES".. So had no fear of being caught .
Now as decided we met at Regal Square at 11:30am. God.. tht was so scary ..she came wid her mom.. my face jst turned pale.. coz thr were no other frds of ours.. jst she n me.. I was gettin buried ..wished if earth cud crack up to engulf me in.. :-??... n on top a bullet of question fired on me.. wen I greeted her Mom.. 'Namaste Aunty'.. Where are Rashi N Swati..?? (God whoz Rashi n Swati.. only these 2 might 've known themselves.. ).B4 I cud open my mouth to spell out few words. .my angel saved me..(I know.. she saved herself.. huh).. She said.. " Mom u go.. both r on their way .. Rite Monika.. ?? (Felt like hitting her down 4 her lie to call me dis way..).. But thn controllin my emotions.. I gave a sweet smile.
Aunt left her on d square n went off. .Now save Taz frm me.. (y d hell she lied to me.. I was her best frd. .n she my Angel. .Y didnt she made me d part of dis play well in advance).But she cud read my face.. n said sorry b4 I cud bust sweet :-).
It was already 10min wastage in tht useless conversation.. n PTKK excitement was killin me.. so we both went to buy d tickets. I was jst lookin ard.. hidin myself.. (coz it does happen.. wen u r out dis way widout ur parent's concern.. sum1 is likely to see u n catch u... Thank god dis doesnt happened to me tht day.. ). Wen we were abt to reach d ticket counter.. sum1 called us frm bac.. "Sunno.. ye toh baddo ki picture hai na.. kya bacche isse dekh sakte hai.. "
We turned bac wid white face to see tht fellow.. goosh.. a 45 yr old stranger man askin us.. n look wht he had done.. He questioned us so loudly tht whole crowd had thr eyes on us (felt like criminals.. al eyes on u.. n u r exposed.. ) .Hell !!! Screamed my frd. . 'No Idea Uncle.. n we r not kids '.. (No idea uncle was gud enuff .. but y d hell she said 'We r not kids'.. aftral we were.. ). I was quite sure not to get d ticket coz tht ticket wala (moron) was an active spy in d conversation. But still.. he gave us 2 tickets.. Wow man.. now it was confirm tht we'l get to see d movie 4 sure.. It was 5 mins left to enter for our 12-3 wala show.. me n she ..both were dancin (wel not really..dancin wid happiness.. tk it as a gesture man.. lol)..
But tel u..those 5 mins were d terrific ones.. A stupid, silly, cheap,useless,creep (actually al these abuses n many more I had learnt frm my angel only.. he he he.. baby thanx 4 tht.. dont give me dis angry look while readin dis.. ) started starring us..(actually her.. coz she was much more excited thn me).. He followed us thruout d hall(though hall was not tht enuff big even).. Troubled her.. oops us.. too much. Sumhow we manage to ignore him as if we were not affected.. (but we were)..Wht was gud in him was his fair color :P .. n nothin else.. (Oops sorry Taz.. we r here 4 movie only).
Wen it was time to enter in.. a ticket checker pointed few kids who were insistin to enter in.. Man he kicked those kids out.. (Were we d nexx in queue to be kicked off ??? ) .. I do take tensions.. n other tension which was killin me was for my parents. .wht if they get to know al these.. I'l be dead 4 sure.
But as usual again nothin happened.. we got d entry .. n finally.. climbin 4 a floor.. we were inside d hall... Ooooo.. so dark inside.. n PTKK.. was a thrilling experience.
We were in search of our place.. god.. I expected a centered row n centered seat .. Hell man.. last 2nd row.. 3rd n 4th seats frm d corner.. (Such seats r gud 4 love-birds.. not us).. But thn.. had no option.. coz movie was abt to begin..
so we sat on d chairs we got.. n d movie began.. (Am I acting as if I was watchin d movie 4 d 1st time.. Well nope.. I had seen movies like Jurassic park n lost world.. wid my family.. :-) .. ) ..
God.. movie began wid sum hot clips.. I was wonderin.. is it really a 'A' movie.. man.. But d movie was'U/A'(hey a certificate is shown b4 any movie starts.. but still its Ram Gopal Verma's movie.. spicy 4 sure.. ).
So d movie PTKK.. oops.. 'vent I mentioned d name b4.. well it was " PYAAR TUNE KYA KIYA" starring Urmila (4 whom I came to see d movie) wid sum Fardeen Khan (who d hell 've any interest in him.. a monkey faced man..)

MY GOD am going crazy!!!!!!!!!! screamed my Angel again.. drawin all last two row's attention. (was tht d situation to scream abt.. tht d movie has began.. Hell I cud see tht.. my eyes were not closed.. paid 35/- not to sleep.. huh).
In the movie everything went well except Fardeen's entry I said who the hell wants him in this movie( Urmila is doing great) and at the same time Taz said WOW Fardeen he is so cute(stupid gal you dont know how much i hate him,i am feeling like strangling you to death.Ya if it was Aamir instead.. I wud've d same expressions as tht of But had to be sweet... aftral it was her plan tht made my dream cum true.. (Ohh com'on..a 9th std ga'l wont dream 4 any IIT or smth..).
D title track Pyaar tune kya kiya.. raised so many questions in my brain ..n my angel answered thm so well..(I wonder y dont she solve out our subject ques bank dis .. Infact d whole movie was a hit..(Though a super flop..).
While it was d ending .. I felt like weepin .. movie's end made me emotional.. (My angel.. didnt even bother to see me.. as if 4 her.. d movie was important n not me).
Finally d movie ended.. n we stepped out discussing d weak points in d movie n gud ones too :P (Not to get naughty abt.. lol.)
I came drivin my white Kinetic to d hall.. (F9.. I had no License even.. so wht.. nobody checked d whole way.) ..So we said each other bye.. n promised to meet in school 2moro.. Actually it was sunday ..(but still we cud get d tickets ..jst 1/2 hrs bac.. Yippy..).
I came home by 3:20pm.. feeling so relaxed tht my mom n pa wud never ever sum to know abt this.. But...
Hey bhagwan.. on my gate (Tht time I used to live in a flat)..
my ...................................... neighbor standin on door.. (Hell.. wht is he doin here.. I felt as if my big B bac frm to home on his PL.. thank god again.. tht it was no1 frm my family) . My neighbor was in search of keys if his mom has left those wid us (Her mom was out too.. Wow.. y dont he too go n watch d same movie.. lol) . I nodded my face n said ' no bhaiya I dont 've ur keys.. Wonderin ..he enquired ..4 where was I...(Y dont he mind his own business.. is he my chowkkidar or wht..)..but still d trouble was not over.. might be he tell his mom n his mom to mine. .tht I was found out of home at such time.. cud 've proved worse 4 me... Smiling... n in cheerful tone ..I said ..I was at my frd's place who stays in d nexx buildin.. (Thanks to my bus stop.. helped me to've a new frd 4 me.. She was in APS stayin in nexx buildin of mine..sharing same bus stop..Yuhuuu..).. He went off n I entered in.. singing d melodious songs frm d movie PTKK..

Tht was a nice experience.. I changed n went on bed to take some rest.. Suddenly..d phone rang.. (hell man.. cant sum1 've a peaceful nap 4 a while).. It was my angel Taz... who called me bac to tell tht she has reached home safely (actually she went bac home viz auto.. so I only had asked her to ping me bac.)..For 20 mins or so.. we talked over d movie .. scene which we liked.. n ones we dont.. (Sum1 tell her. .I liked d whole movie.. even if I had to cry at d end.. lol).
Sumhow I killed my time. .n it was 7pm ..wen my mom n pa returned bac to home.. My mom took me in her arms as if I was 4 yr old child.. Mom's love.. so pure so divine.. i felt so relaxed..
Wen she asked ..wht I did d whole day alone.. I lied her.. was busy doing my assignments.. hell man.. Y am I liein to my own mother.. D thought was pinchin me inside. . but since my frd told me not to speak a word on dis matter. .I kept shut.I sudnt do tht.. aftrall my family has got full right on me. I had a sleepless nite.. I was full of fear.. n tears.. Suddenly mom came in shocked to see my situation.. but I again lied her... tht I had a bad dream...
God bad am I..?? Had a gloomy day.. met Taz in school..told her my situation.. I was not able to face my mom even.. tht was smth more killin thn Urmila's figure.. I've been admiring Urmila 4 maintaining herself so well. ).I told her. .tht i'l go n confess to my mom al tht dis evenin itself.. but was bound under her swear..
So mom accept this post as my confession..had no other way out to tell u (Though i know.. u'l never ever read it..but stil.).
This was jst not one of my naughtiness.. I even didnt tell u tht.. me n Taz had copied d test paper kept in d staff room.. b4 d exams only (Laughin n pity case.. d paper was changed b4 d exam itself ..poor we.. lol :D :D ). Didnt tell u.. tht I was d one who threw out hindi teacher's guide out in d school garden.. n also.. I was d one .. who used to sing songs in d class but never got caught..(Taz remember tht.. Pyaar ki Kasthi mai.. d song frm Kaho na Pyaar hai.. Hrithik.. my craze at tht n also wht we frds used to go in bus.. troublin ppl on roads.. hittin thm down wid chocks.. Didnt even tell u.. tht once I signed myself on ur behalf.. had a bad result in 5th std(class test) ..though I topped thn in finals....(Mom ur signatures r very easy to copy.. :p).. n many more..list seem to be endless..
Wud end it here.. Hey Taz baby..waitin 4 ur comments.. Hurrayyyyyyy !!! Now findin myself out of burden I was carrying since tht day.
Well to shock u baby.. my mo'm knows everythin.. Lol..
Wen I re-collect my school life.. I go mad. .had a splendid n best school cud ever imagine to've... !!!

P.L. Ignore d grammatical errors :p

Monday, April 23, 2007

V5 Freaks n Our Sacchi Kahani..

I never knew what was the purpose of me gettin into ENGG, until I bumped to S.V.I.T.S., Indore.
To meet the freaks like Me, G.Rahul, Ankit Saxena(D cool bunny..oops I mean Kool buddy)... Shruti (My Dearest Pal) n our Big B.. Ashish Verma(Verma Beta..[;)] ).. I Never realized wht, True happines was untill I met these ppl......But when I realized it was already too late (as I had already met them n there was no way out....[:D]) . But since then n now life has not been easy for'em either....They had to bear my poor jokes (Actually the jokes are not poor rather what's poor is their sense of humor). Nevertheless in these two years I have taught them too..the art of cracking poor jokes...n Laughing Out Load when no one else laughs at ur jokes....[:D]
So here begins d story..
Time:12:50pm. Sat April 21. 2007...It was a very hot summer day..but wid a cool climate.. (See even summers r cool..[;)])
We 5.. were feeling exhausted.. Y not.. aftr such heavy n borin lectures..wht one can expect frm we serious n studious students.., planned to run away frm d clg. But see our gud-luck.. the new RULE OF D CLG.. GA'LS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO LEAVE D PREMISES WIDOUT PERMISSION.. HA HA HA.. Monika n Shruti needs permission.. not a big deal.. but we wanted to break d rules..(aftr all thts d real fun..)
Searched ard d whole clg.. didnt took long..coz our clg is hardly few metres wide..[:D][:D].. (I hope my clg management doesnt read all these.)
Got a place to eacape out.. but now troubles r, our best-friend. One of our gang member got stuck in bars.. (arre we r not caught man.. story toh abhi shuru hui hai..).. Now whole of my team got indulged in pullin d pal out frm it. Sum-how, we manage to get thru. Thn like an typical hindi movie.. my duppatta got stuck in spines.. (Do I need to explain.. if I was in need of any help too..[;)])
Walkin along d road.. followin our Raju Guide..(Rahul.. our free ka guide) went to d hills jst behind our clg campus. No longer it took for us to reach d hills thru plain fertile fields n kaccha-paccha roads..(Waise us raaste ko road kahna wud be an insult..). Aftr all we did a hard job to climb up a hill. (Not a joke u c).
While movin thru our way.. we found a well...( a well wid water ofcourse).. Tht was a best place where I had a chance to eliminate a major competition.. Arre. topper of my class was wid me.. we all thought to push him into d well..[:D][:D].. But since.. he was our Raju guide.. cudnt do tht. (But Next time..paccha..not gonna miss dis golden chance..[;)]).
It was a very straight hill.To reach its top was a difficult task which we indeed..did it. Wen we were abt to reach d top, our Big B'.. started speakin..(God knows wht made him quite thruout d way.. Ankit was already wid cotton balls..[:D] ).. Yup , so he started off wid his gr8t ideaz n projects..(Technical Banda hai..[8)]..) .Planned to built up a railway station thr on d flat top of d hill wid a over-bridge connectin our college..(See how kind Ashish is 4 students frm Ujjain n Dewas..[:D])
Who cared to listen all tht.. but me a very polite n kind ga'l..cudnt ignore his day-dreams..had to engulf as such..[;)]

Thr was a hut.. (A 5-star room 4 us..since we were so tired climbin all d way to d top).We sat thr for a hour or so... had warm disccusions.. had friendly fights, cleared all d misunderstandings..(Frankly speakin..tht was d most memorable moment spent thr).
Had lot many photo-sessions.. [/)].
Well it was 4:15 in a watch.. time to leave but.. suddenly.. it clicked us tht we r jst behind our clg campus..(Actually ..all got all involved tht neither d time, nor d heat nor d place made us feel d terror of d clg..).So planned to take few snaps of ur clg too..
Thn was d time to cum back.. n let me tell u.. its d most fun-full ever cud 've.We all sumhow got thru d second level of d hill(Ok 1st let me make u know ..a lil bit abt d hill.. it was a straight hill wid wavy slopes.. n was divided into 3 level.. ) wen it was time to get down finally..we all got stuck.. coz thr was no way to move thru, slowly n safely.. But our heros RaHuL n AsHiSh.. had a monkey type jump to d level 1st.(afterall past is reflected in actions na..[;)]) . I again.. used my brain..[8)].. followed a long..but a safe route.. Now u see.. accha kaam karo..toh ..ppl tend to follow u.. so was Ankit.. Now Shruti was expected to do d same but.. few r thr.. never learn anythin b4 gettin hurt.
So she tried to be a superga'l.. tried d same way follwed by our Heros.. phir kya.. she .. FELL DOWN.. [:D][:D]
"Humpty- dumpty sat on a wall.. Humpty-dumpty had a gr8t fall.."
(A known poem)
Now read dis..
Shruti Shruti.. stood on a slope.. Shruti Shruti.. had a gr8t show..
Skiddin along d hill flow.. Shruti Shruti..cudnot dive slow..[:D][:D]

But all in all Shruti is a real champ.. A very kool n sweet ga'l. Shez d one wid whom..till now..'vin my gr8test time at clg n outside too. (Prayin tht our frdship lasts 4ever..)
She sud thanx Rahul 4 savin her.. N I'm gonna thanx Ashish 4 coverin those sparklin humourous show tht made d trip more full of fun.. masti all d way..!!
Thn finally.. back to road.. n enter d clg as if we won sum battle flield..Like champions.. fear of nothin.. went to d canteen.. had a very sweet Tea.. (now in tht too.. again a prob.. we were 5 n tea-cups were 3.. ).. Now one can imagine.. kya hua..aftr tht..

I think I sud end up..coz busses r abt to leave.. n we need to run to catch them.. its already 5:05pm..
Hope to've few more trips.. infact.. few more jolly trips.. Waise had one such trip to MANDAV too.. ab tht story..later on..!!

Friday, April 13, 2007

S2 n Me..

My sweetest pal 4 life.. Suruchi..
Very gud at playin pranks..(Thts true.. aftr-all shez my student..[8)]).
Her fav song.. " Ding-Dong.. Mona Sing a song.. "
(Well I can see 2 ppl smilin readin dis).

It was mid-nite ..22nd march o7..
I n dhosi..inside d guest house.. god knows wht went wrong wid us.. came out ofour room.. chillin out in d garden.. no fear.. nothin.. all alone.. gosshhh.. enjoyin a photo session.
Never knew.. we can 've life's most unforgetable moments out thr.
We three as a team.. had lots of fun..gained lot much informations.
But ya.. must say.. Abhishek.. wud never-ever 4get our high-level jokes... [:D]...
S2 n me had a fight too.. ab u know na.. its hard to resist wid goody-goody ppl like me 4 long... But all was fine by d time.. I've got a big heart ..u see..[;)]..


Story begins here..
Year 2047..

Well in yr 2047.. in his old age.. was scolded by his oldie-goldie(better-half..)..for jst sittin n doin nothin. So he planned to make his sweety happy. Got up n started clearlin up d book shelves. Suddenly.. a book tumbled down on his head.. (Dont worry no memory loss..[:D]).. And a leaf came out flyin . Tht was d frdship leaf.. gifted to him by me n S2.
Mr. Dilliwal.. now in flashback..(40 years back) tellin abt d trip to IIT-Roorkee in yr 2007..March 23rd to 26th to his oldie-goldie n grandchildren....[:D][:D]

There was a guy named Abhishek.. was a total fuse. But a computer maniac. Got selected for presentin pprs n ideaz in one of d IIT.. (Thanx to his frd Monika.. who used her brain to write all tht stuff in d ppr to make it reach d finals..[8)]) .
Once while roamin wid his n S2.. (S2--Ohhoo..Suruchi Shinde.. arre baba..even shez in d story.) Ya.. so while freakin ard d campus of tht IIT.. S2 found few dry-out leaves. Thn we both (Me n Dilli..) were made to pick one each 4 ourself. Tht was a token n memorable sign of our frdship...But since chicki..(Ohh I mean Abhishek).. was a fuse.. didnt follow d utility of those stuffs. Yup..even tht was true.. tht he was a lucky chap(Lucky.. wonderin how..?? Well a guy in company of 2 beautiful gal's .. wht if its jst.. 4 d sake of presentation...[;)]).
Thn..I n S2 made him realise tht importance of those leaves..To keep it safe as a part of golden days as sweet memory. He followed us in a min only n agreely accepted d leaf. Poor fellow.. waise bhi.. he was not left wid any other option even.[/)]
Had a gr8t time .. made many frds.. n since we..Me N S2.. were Mr. Dilliwal.. had to control his butterflies inside his tommy.. jst to be deccent thruout d journey. [;)]
Thn guess wht.. Dilliwal.. was made to wake up.. He was shocked to find himself in d bus.. infact in d clg bus S.V.I.T.S.,Indore.. n tht was yr 2007 April 12th..II mid-terms.. [:O].. Goosh.. always sleepin.. n day dreamin..[:D]

Intro Time..

Well.. thts me , wid my frds n team-mates @ IIT Roorkee.. Main V.I.P. Guest House.. waitin 4 a yummy break-fast to be served..[:P]...

Wud like to introduce my frds... Thts Abhishek Dilliwal.. more specificially.. Chicki.. [:D].. (He'll surely kill me aftr readin dis).
Awesome guy ,full of humor n extra long stories.. a total 24X7 radio-station.

Followed by lady in pink.. my best frd Suruchi Shinde. Dhosi ..tht wht we address each other. Active, sweet, cute, kind hearted, trustworthy gal.. All in all.. an angel. Fuse sum-times.. [;)].
Last but not least.. me..Monika.. Monika Agrawal... jst to describe me in short..
"The unfold mystery..!!!"
Yet more to discover abt myself..[8)]